She was five foot two, about ninety-five pounds She was round in the places she’s supposed to be round You can take that waitress or the blonde over there But stand back John, that’s the size I wear Hey! In a neighborhood bar not too far from here Me and old John, we were chucking some beers Friday night about a half past ten When a flock of secretaries came strutting in The one in the front was a little too tall The one in the back, she was flat as a wall But the one in the middle, as cute as could be The one in the middle was looking at me Yes, she was five foot two, about 95 pounds She was round in the places she’s supposed to be round Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there But stand back John, that’s the size I wear I said "do you wanna dance," she said "yes I do" We did the two-step shuffle and the Jitterbug too Now John didn’t like it but he was being a friend He danced with this one and that one and this one again A slow song came on, we were locked down tight John said "hey buddy, you can’t hog her all night" Well you’re a mighty big fella but I don’t care Stand back John, that’s the size I wear She was five foot two, about 95 pounds Round in the places she’s supposed to be round Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there But stand back John, that’s the size I wear Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds She was round in the places she’s supposed to be round Now you can take the waitress or the blonde over there But stand back John, that’s the size I wear Hey you’re a mighty big fella but I don’t care Stand back John, that’s the size I wear Stand over there John, I’ll be done in just a minute I know!