If you were just another hangover Baby, I'd already be over you, over you If you were just a two-for-one I wouldn't have to face the sober truth, the sober truth If you were just one in a pack of twelve I could grab another one off the shelf I wouldn't think twice, baby I I wish you were beer, I wish I was drinking I wish you were here, but since you ain't, I've been thinking I wish I could let go and you just disappear If you gotta be that cold, if you gotta be that cold I wish you were beer I wish you were beer If you were just a Saturday night You just be a blurred Sunday morning, Sunday morning But you're not, you're sticking around You tangle me up, you're bringing me down You make it look easy, movin' on fast You hurt so good, that it hurts so bad I wish you were beer, I wish I was drinking I wish you were here, but since you ain't, I've been thinking I wish I could let go and you just disappear If you gotta be that cold, if you gotta be that cold I wish you were beer I wish you were beer If you were just one in a pack of twelve I could grab another one off the shelf I wouldn't think twice Baby, I I wish you were beer, I wish I was drinking I wish you were here, but since you ain't, I've been thinking I wish I could let go and you just disappear If you gotta be that cold, if you gotta be that cold I wish you were beer, oh I wish you were beer If you gotta be that cold I wish you were beer