Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around St. Petersberg When I saw it was a time for a change I killed the Czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the Blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah What's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah I watched with glee as your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the Gods they made I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedy?" When after all It was you and me So let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I laid traps for troubadours Who get killed before they reached Bombay Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you is just the nature of my game Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails just call me Lucifer 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me Have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse? Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh baby Oh yeah Tell me baby, what's my name Oh tell me honey, can you guess my name? Oh oh oh oh Tell me honey, what's my name Oh, just the sweetest, tell me what's my name? Tell me, sweetie, what's my name Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah (Oh oh oh) Can papa get a holler now?