The king has lost his crown Disaster and disgrace He's clumsy like a clown The world is upside down I believe your new girl turned you down And they say she's pushin' you around How does it feel, I guess it hurts your pride Tell me my friend how many

I met a girl, her name was Jade Yeah, I screamed out in fury Yeah, but my cries were not heard Met a girl, her name was Jade Cuts her nails with a razor blade Says she lives by no one's law Ran my pride through a big chainsaw Have you heard of DB Cooper?

She say, push it in, take it out, push it in Push it in, take it out, push it in Tip up on ya toe, den ya ride it so Mi nuh slip, so me slide it so Wine up yuh waistline stylish so Baby, mi love it when ya ride it so Hey baby, how yuh waist full of

Get back, she's a bad motherfucker Fall back, she'll put you in your place Turn back if you know what's good for you Don't , it's a part of the chase What! What! Fuck yeah, let's go! Bad bitch stunna always down to ride She's the first one taking shots

Ooo, ooo the Taliban, baby But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be Ride camel, ride My ol' lady she'll be here with me Just smilin' ride by my side We should do just fine out around Palestine Or maybe Turkministan I'm just a

Daddy's pride and joy Is marrying some boy Mama planned it all Said it's pretty in the fall And the flowers would be Roses and daisies And she prayed nobody saw The weight that I put on The bride shouldn't be

And we've waited through the suffering and pain And bitches ride the dick like the A-train That's why I flip, keep a burner to my hip Take a hooker to the crib, you know she got to strip Stay dip, take out of state trips Don't drink a lot of Hennessy, I

And she knew Going on with the show Come on baby Frankie died just the other night Some say it was suicide But we know How the story goes With his six string knife And his street wise pride

Standing by the window Eyes upon the moon Hoping that the memory Will leave her spirit soon She shuts the doors and lights and lays her body on the bed Where images and words are running deep She has too much pride to pull the sheets above her head So

She's pretty tied up hangin' upside down She's pretty tied up an' you can ride her Oh no, oh no, oh no I can't tell you she's the right one I know this chick, she lives down on Melrose She ain't satisfied without some pain Friday night is goin' up inside