I'm just a middle-aged middle-eastern camel herdin' man I've got a little two bedroom cave here in north Afghanistan Things used to be real nice and they got outta hand Since they moved in They call themselves the Taliban Ooo, ooo the Taliban, baby I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear She loves the desert and the hot, white sand but now Man she just like me She can't stand the Taliban Ooo, ooo the Taliban, baby But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be Ride camel, ride My ol' lady she'll be here with me Just smilin' ride by my side We should do just fine out around Palestine Or maybe Turkministan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban Now they attacked New York City 'cause they thought they could win Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran he said now You sons a' bitches, you better not be doin' any business with the Taliban Ooo, ooo the Taliban, baby Now we prayed to Allah with all of our might Until those big U.S. jets came flyin' in one night They dropped little bombs all over the holy land Man you should've seen 'em run, like rabbits they ran, the Taliban Ooo, ooo the Taliban, baby But you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be Ride camel, ride My ol' lady she'll be here with me Just smilin' ride by my side We should do just fine out around Palestine Or maybe Turkministan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban We'll bid a fair adieu and give a big boner to the Taliban