Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more I'm a negative creep This is getting to be This is out of our reach I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned! This is out of our range This is out of our reach and it's grown This is getting to be drone I'm a negative

She got a rock I'm gettin' stoned Here's to happy ever after And here's to balls and chains And here's to all us haters Of old lovers new last names And here's to holdin' up And gettin' right where I belong Read it in the paper