I need a chuck, no better yet A hunk of that fuck Only when I'm drunk I get drunk and I stumble to the phone And conjure up a bitch to bone When I'm alone Fucked up, tore back I need to take a piss

I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself You ain't getting over him One, don't pick up the phone You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone Two, don't let him in Three, don't be his friend You know you're gonna wake up

Sing your lu-lu-lu-lu-lullaby Hypnotized, this love out of me Without your air I can't even breathe Lead my way out into the light Cherries in the ashtray Take me through the day I just gotta make you drunk in memory See you in the puddles Of my

Orange funnels and snowy tunnels The moon begins to rise upon my fallen eyes I'm taken back to firelight A drunken dreamer's plan to stay just as I am Amidst the dancing paradise A case of beer, a smile, a motorcycle child I feel the glow surround me And

Somebody got murdered Somebody's dead forever Sounds like murder! Are they drunk down below? Someone lights a cigarette While riding in a car Some ol' guy takes a swig And passes back the jar But where they were last night

I'm getting drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's

Like a drunk in a midnight choir I have tried in my way to be free. Like a bird on the wire, Like a worm on a hook, Like a knight from some old fashioned book I have saved all my ribbons for thee. If I, if I have been unkind, I hope that you can just let

To let herself get used and so that's why So she got drunk last night Drunk enough to call That number in her phone that she would never call Without the alcohol But she needed an excuse She was flagging down the waiter She was feeling 'bout as faded as

Everybody's working out doing twelve ounce curls Fishing for the line that'll kick her heart into gear Hey brother, need another over here Got the Kid Rock good time playlist on Some drunk dude's in the crowd yelling, let's get weird, y'all Brought to

If my man was fighting Some unholy war I would be behind him Straight shook up beside him With strength he didn't know It's you I'm fighting for He can't lose with me in tow I refuse to let him go At his side, and drunk on pride