When I look at you it's like I've been baptised It's so spiritual like I've been sanctified Oh I'm drunk in love and you're Beyoncé Let's get it on All I gotta say is I feel like a rolling stoner Don't think I can keep my composure Girl, until the night

Let me make your body talk Let me drink you heart drunk Let me dream your eyes shut Let me get your mind off I want to feel you I could never heal you And I, I want to feel you And read between your lines And I, can never heal you

Tonight we’ll just get drunk Disturb the peace And then you bite your lip Whisper and say, “We’re going all the way” Tonight, take me to the other side Just take me to the other side I see that sexy look in your eyes And I know, we ain’t friends anymore

Keep it to yourself And it's late If you think that you still love me Put it on a shelf If you're looking for someone Make it someone else When you're drunk And you're missing me like hell Yeah keep it to yourself

Rum rum rum yarr Rum rum ahoy Rum rum gimme more rum The time has come The time for a drink On our mission to get totally drunk We have got nothing to lose Rum is the power Rum is the key

We don't give a rat's ass We're happy to be here and that you can see We're just all drunk Americans We just raise up our glass If you're a democrat or republican We ain't East, we ain't West We ain't left, we ain't right We ain't black, we ain't white

Weekends here, good God almighty, Yeah, yeah, yeah... But we just punched out and its paycheck Friday, Yeah the big boss man, he likes to crack that whip I ain't nothing but a number on his time card slip, I give him forty hours and a piece of my soul,

I ain't never seen no whiskey, the blues made me sloppy drunk I went upstairs to pack my leavin' trunk I ain't see no blues, whiskey made me sloppy drunk I'm going back to Memphis babe, where I'll have much better luck Look out Mama you know you asked me

I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself You ain't getting over him One, don't pick up the phone You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone Two, don't let him in Three, don't be his friend You know you're gonna wake up

Well they closed down the auto plant in Mahwah late that month Ralph went out lookin' for a job but he couldn't find none He came home too drunk from mixin'Tanqueray and wine He got a gun shot a night clerk now they call'm Johnny 99 Down in the part of