I get, (Uh!) damn I'm drunk. I need a chunck, no better yet a hunk of that funk I get, (Uh!) damn I'm drunk. I need a chunk, no better yet A hunk of that funk Yeah I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh I make hip-hop fans say "yes" "yes" Crazy's comin' thru you know we're gonna blow up hold up wait I think I'm gonna throw up, Na' false alarm I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk Yeah , but only when I'm drunk. Yeah, only when I'm drunk Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk. It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people Got ho's in east Columbus when I'm Billy D. Rico "Cause I move like I'm smooth like Like I'm Harry Belafonte Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le All up in this bitch with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre. But that's cause I'm old enough to do that of shit God damn. I gotta piss I pass the mic to Mr. Shift. I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me I'm trippin' it must be that brew that I was sippin' Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin 'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin One too many, I reckon Feelin' I got to hurl any second Want to get up but can't move Feels like I'm stuck in a groove What the fuck was I trying to prove I got a knack for downin'' four-o's All the hos know them Doobie Bros. People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk. Yeah, only when I'm drunk Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk.