What happened to perfect Nobody deserves this It wasn't on purpose But it hurts like it was I can see it in your eyes as I am stumbling home Remember when I used to make you laugh And every joke was better than the last Tell me how to bring you back to

Where will you go When this day is over A gambler's purse Lays on the road Straight to your door Snakes have gone crazy tonight Winding their way out of sight A laugh, a joke A sentiment wasted

Don't throw bouquets at me, don't please my folks too much, Don't laugh at my jokes too much, people will say we're in love. Don't sigh and gaze at me, your sighs are so like mine, Your eyes mustn't glow like mine, people will say we're in love. Don't

Let me love the lonely out of you Let me love the pain you're going through I think I'll save myself by saving you You laugh at all the jokes Even the ones you know Funny I'm doing that, too I love the crowded room The one string that's out of tune Trust

Did you get what you deserve? If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? The ending of your life And if you get to heaven I'll be here waiting, baby The end and if your life won't wait Then your heart can't take this No one ever had much nice to

Ha, ha, charade you are You're nearly a laugh But you're really a cry You're nearly a good laugh Mary you're nearly a treat Big man, pig man You well heeled big wheel And when your hand is on your heart Almost a joker

Well, stop and erase Cause I'm gonna wipe that smile Off your know it all face Laugh while you can Yeah live it up And read my lips, The the joke is on you I figured it out You're all about walking tall

She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does She brings me mexican food from sombrero just because And when I feel like giving up like my world is falling down I show up at three a.m. she's still up watching vacation And I see her pretty face it takes me

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry) I'll cry until the candles burn down this place I'll cry until my pity party's in flames I'm laughing, I'm crying It feels like I'm dying Maybe it's a cruel joke on me Whatever,

People will say we're in love! Don't throw bouquets at me Don't please my folks too much Don't laugh at my jokes too much Don't sigh and gaze at me Your sighs are so like mine Your eyes mustn't glow like mine Don't start collecting things Give me my rose