And if your heart stops beating I'll be here wondering Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life And if you get to heaven I'll be here waiting, baby Did you get what you deserve? The end and if your life won't wait Then your heart can't take this Have you heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much nice to say I think they never liked you anyway Oh take me from the hospital bed Wouldn't it be grand ain't it exactly what you planned And wouldn't it be great if we were dead Oh dead Tongue tied and oh so squeamish You never fell in love Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life And if you get to heaven I'll be here waiting, baby Did you get what you deserve? The end and if your life won't wait Then your heart can't take this Have you heard the news that you're dead No one ever had much nice to say I think they never liked you anyway Oh take me from the hospital bed Wouldn't it be grand To take a pistol by the hand And wouldn't it be great if we were dead And in my honest observation During this operation Found a complication In your heart, so long 'Cause now you've got Maybe just two weeks to live Is that the most the both of you can give? One two, One two three four La la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la la Well come on La la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la la Oh motherfucker If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? Dead