Merry Christmas Christmas, baby You sure did treat me nice Gave me a diamond ring for Christmas Christmas Now I'm living in paradise Got good music on my radio And a happy happy New Year (merry Christmas Christmas, ooh yeah) Oh, yes, you did Well, I'm feeling mighty fine, y'all

Let's hope it's a good one without any fear And so, this is Christmas Christmas (war is over) And so, happy happy Christmas (war is over) A very, merry Christmas Christmas, and a happy happy new year So, this is Christmas Christmas, and what have you done? Another year over, and a new one just

And so this is Christmas Christmas A very Merry Christmas Christmas And a happy happy new year Let's hope it's a good one Without any fear Another year over The near and the dear one The old and the young And so happy happy Christmas

It's Christmas Christmas Eve And I've only wrapped two fucking presents And I'll never talk to you again Unless your Dad'll suck me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mum will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never