It's Christmas Eve And I've only wrapped two fucking presents It's Christmas Eve And I've only wrapped two fucking presents And I hate hate hate your guts I hate hate hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Unless your Dad'll suck me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mum will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again It's Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot dogs Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot dogs And he shit shit shit his pants He's always fucking shit his pants And I'll never talk to you again Unless your Dad'll suck me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mum will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again