We went out last night Like we swore we wouldn't do Drank to much beer last night A lot more than we wanted to There were girls from Argentina and Arkansas Maine, Alabama, and Panama All mixed together and having a ball Yeah we went out last night One thing started leadin' to another Out last night Hittin' on everybody and their mother There were two karaoke girls drunk on a dare Singing "I Got You Babe" by Sonny and Cher Yeah life was good everywhere We went out last night Well you know I'm a music man I grew up in East Tennessee But last night I was everything When I got a few drinks in me I was a doctor, a lawyer, a senator's son Brad Pitt's brother and a man on the run Anything I thought would get the job done Yeah we went out last night One thing started leadin' to another Out last night Hittin' on everybody and their mother There were people doin' body shots up on the bar Jimmy in a fist fight out by the car Everybody was some kind of star When we went out last night Well the fact that I'm still breathing Means that I must have survived And that I'll live to go out with My friends again tonight Oh we went out last night One thing started leadin' to another Out last night Everybody started lovin' on each other They were dancin' on the tables, howlin' at the moon Pairing off together and pretty soon There was not a soul in sight When we went out last night