It's been rough and rocky travelin' But I'm finally standing upright on the ground After takin' several readings I'm surprised To find my mind's still fairly sound I guess Nashville was the roughest But I know I've said the same about them all We've received our education In the cities of the nation, me and Paul Almost busted in Laredo but for reasons That I'd rather not disclose But if you're stayin' in a motel there and leave Just don't leave nothin' in your clothes And at the airport in Milwaukee They refused to let us board the plane at all They said we looked suspicious But I believe they like to pick on me and Paul Well it's been rough and rocky travelin' But I'm finally standing upright on the ground And after takin' several readings I'm surprised To find my mind's still fairly sound Guess Nashville was the roughest But I know I've said the same about them all We've received our education In the cities of the nation, me and Paul On a package show in Buffalo with us And Kitty Wells and Charlie Pride The show was long and we're just sittin' there And we'd come to play and not just for the ride Well we drank a lot of whiskey so I don't know If we went on that night at all But I don't think they even missed us I guess Buffalo ain't geared for me and Paul But it's been rough and rocky travelin' But I'm finally standing upright on the ground After takin' several readings I'm surprised To find my mind's still fairly sound I guess Nashville was the roughest But I know I've said the same about them all We've received our education In the cities of the nation, me and Paul