I get drunk and I stumble to the phone And conjure up a bitch to bone When I'm alone Fucked up, tore back I need to take a piss Only when I'm drunk? I sing a song like this My grandma and your grandma Sittin' by the fire Hold on, turn that beat off No, keep it going Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known' I get drunk and start talking more shit And when I got a gun in my hand You better get out 'Cause my brain Just ain't what it used to be Forget trying to rationalize, Cover your eyes I get, (Uh!), damn I'm drunk. I need a chuck, no better yet A hunk of that fuck I get, (Uh!) damn I'm drunk. I need a chuck, no better yet A hunk of that fuck Yeah I'm good bad, dope I'm freak fresh I'm make hip-hop fans say "yes" "yes" Crazy's comin' through You know we're gonna blow up Na' false alarm I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk Yeah , but only when I'm drunk [Chorus] Yeah, only when I'm drunk Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk It goes, one for the chronic Two for the amnesia I'm that crazy white boy With the drinks in the freezer Bust a one out, two out Bitz type rapper That will get you out of your seat Quicker than a car jacker Sippin' colt forty fever When I'm coolin' with my people Got he's in east Columbus When I'm Billy D. Rico "Cause I move like I'm smooth like Like I'm Harry Belafonte Lookin' for them suckers That jumped my homey Le Le All up in thisbitch With the grin and Tanqueray Drink like Mr.Wendal Smoke bud like Dr Dre But that's cause I'm old enough To do that of shit God damn I gotta piss I pass the mic to Mr. Shift I get drunk and can't nobody Whoop me I'm trippin' I must be that brew that I sippin' Kickin' in Guess I shouldn't Have mixed it with the gin 'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin One too many, I reckon Felon' I got to hurl any second Want to get up but can't move Feels like I'm stuck in a groove What the fuck was I trying to prove I got a knack for dawin' four-o's All the hos know them Doobie Bros. People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk I might fuck an ugly bitch But only when I'm drunk [Chorus] Yeah, one two, one two Only when I'm drunk