Interesting and sophisticated Refusing to be celebrated It's a monumental big screen kiss It's so deep it's meaningless One day you'll just up and quit Yeah and that'll be it Just then the stripper stopped in a coughing fit She said sorry I can't go on with this Yeah that's awful close But that's not why I'm so hard done by It was true cinema a clef You should see it before there's nothing left In an epic too small to be tragic You'll have to wait a minute 'Cause it's an Instamatic Yeah that's awful close But that's not why I'm so hard done by I'm so hard done by I'm so hard done by I'm so hard done by I'm so hard done by One day you'll just up and quit And that'll be it Just as the room became more dimly lit As the emcee carried on with it Yeah that's pretty close Well that could be why I'm so hard done by I'm so hard done by I'm so hard done by I'm so hard done by I'm so hard done by I'm so hard done by I'm so hard done by I'm so hard done by