[Chorus] I can show you the paws my balls The Taj Mahals to the strip in M.I.A. I can show the waterfalls in Spain and Prague To the beach in St. Tropes I can show you the world girl the world girl But ain't nothing else like L.A. I can show you the world girl the world girl But ain't nothing else like L.A. Nothing like L.A. When they come to L.A. they got the wrong impression When they come to L.A. they gotta learn they lesson When they come to west coast it's such an obsession When they come to play it out I'm just an exception When it comes to girl I need your affection Every time you walk by you get my inspection All you gotta do now is make your selection And it won't be hard to win this election [Chorus] I done been around the world I ain't impress I can't wait till we hit L.A.X Yea Tokyo is cool and yea I feel the UK But can't nothing can fuck with California Especially L.A. and I'm feeling the bay But ain't nothing like rolling down P.C.H. Top down west bound it's all good You don't go Hollywood when you're from Hollywood Let's go to the hood and fuck with the haters Then head to the Staples Center and hang with the Lakers Number six is cool but number twenty four is the champ And even D Wade and Chris Bosh know that [Chorus] The B.E.T. awards and even the Grammy's They always pick L.A. over Miami I love Miami I ain't dissing Miami But where would you rather get robbed for your Grammy? Ain't nothing like Sunset Boulevard Compton and Watts if you wanna be hard We got it all what you thought not at all If you sick of this shit than take a Tylenol It's just me and my woman verses all of y'all And we taking a bow for our curtain call The angels are lost they don't wanna be found If God is looking for 'em I can show him around [Chorus]