Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S. Holy whack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin' right! To the rap mobile, let's go! Marshall! Marshall! Bitches and Gentleman! It's showtime! Hurry, hurry, step right up! Introducin' the star of our show, his name is Marshall! You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now So without further ado, I bring to you Marshall! You 'bout to witness hip hop in its Most purest, most rawest form, flow almost flawless Most hardest, most honest, known artist Chip off the old block but old doc is Looks like Batman brought his own Robin Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden With his own private plane, his own pilot Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges (boom sound) Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes Yeah, here I come I'm inches away from you, here, fear none Hip hop is in a state of 911, so Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah! Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah! Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles Gee willikers Dre, holy bat syllables Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham When I'm gone time to get rid of these rap criminals So, skip to ya Lou, while I do what I do best You ain't even impressed no more, you used to it Flows too wet, nobody close to it Nobody says it was 'til everyone knows the shit The most hated on outta all those who say they get hated On eighties songs Exaggerate it all so much They make it all up There's no such thing Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans It just means so much more to so much more People when you rappin' and you know what for The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome y'all To Marshall and Andre's carnival Come on! Now Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah! Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah! It's just like old times, the dynamic duo Two old friends, why panic? You already who's fully capable, the two caped heroes Dial straight down the center eight zero zero You can even call collect, the most feared duet Since me and Elton, play career Russian Roulette And never even seen me blink get me bustin' a sweat People steppin' over people just to rush to the set Just to get to see a MC who breathes so freely Ease ova these beats, and be so breezy Jesus, how can shit be so easy How can one Chandra be so Levy Turn on these beats MC's don't see me Believe me, B-E-T and M-T-V Are gonna grieve when we leave, dog fo' sheezy Can't leave rap alone the game needs me 'Til we grow beards, get weird and disappear into the mountains Nothin' but clowns down here But we ain't fuckin' around 'round here Yo Dre! What up? Can I get a hell yeah? Hell Yeah! Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah! Let's get down to business I don't got no time to play around what is this? Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down On these clowns, can I get a witness? Hell Yeah! So there you have it folks Marshall! Has come to save the day Back with his friend Andre And to remind you that bullshit does not pay Because Marshall! And Andre are here to stay and never go away Until our dying day, until we're old and gray Marshall! So until next time friends Same blond hair, same rap channel Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming Your host for the evening Marshall! Oh! Ha!