Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee Lousy with virginity Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed I can't I'm Sandra Dee Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day I was not brought up that way Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost His heart to Doris Day I don't drink (No) Or swear (No) I don't rat my hair (Ew) I get ill from one cigarette Keep your filthy paws Off my silky draws Would you pull that crap with Annette? As for you Troy Donahue, I know what you wanna do You've got your crust I'm no object of lust I'm just plain Sandra Dee Elvis, Elvis, let me be! Keep that pelvis far from me! Just keep your cool Now your starting to drool Hey Fongool, I'm Sandra Dee!