You learn a couple things when you get to my age Like friends don't lie and it all tastes the same in the dark When your vinyl and your coffee collection is a sign of the times You're getting spiritually enlightened at 29 So just give yourself a try Won't you give yourself a try? Won't you give yourself a try? Won't you give? I found a grey hair in one of my suits Like context in a modern debate I just took it out The only apparatus required for happiness Is your pain and fucking going outside And getting STD's at 27 really isn't the vibe Jane took her own life at 16 She was a kid who had the box tattooed on her arm And I was 25 and afraid to go outside A millennial that baby-boomers like Won't you give yourself a try? Won't you give yourself a try? Won't you give yourself a try? Won't you give? And what would you say to your younger self? Growing a beard's quite hard And whiskey never starts to taste nice And you'll make a lot of money, and it's funny 'Cause you'll move somewhere sunny and get addicted to drugs And spend obscene amounts on fucking seeds and beans online So just give yourself a try Won't you give yourself a try? Won't you give yourself a try? Won't you give?