But it isn't my fault I was given those beans! You persuaded me to trade away My cow for beans! And without those beans There'd have been no stalk To get up to the giant's In the first place! Wait a minute, magic beans For a cow so old That you had to tell A lie to sell it Which you told! Were they worthless beans? Were they oversold? Oh, and tell us who persuaded you To steal that gold See, it's your fault No! Yes, it's you fault No! Yes, it is! It's not! It's true Wait a minute But I only stole the gold To get my cow back From you! So it's your fault! Yes! No, it isn't! I'd have kept those beans But our house was cursed She made us get the cow to get The curse reversed! It's his father's fault That the curse got placed And the place got cursed In the first place! Oh! Then it's his fault! So It was his fault! No Yes, it is It's his I guess Wait a minute, though I chopped down the beanstalk Right, that's clear? But without any beanstalk Then what's queer Is how did the second giant get down here In the first place? Second place? Yes! How? Hmmm Well, Who had the other bean? The other bean? The other bean? You pocketed the other bean I didn't! Yes I did So it's your- No, it isn't 'Cause I gave it to my wife! So it's her fault! No, it isn't! Then whose is it? Wait a minute! She exchanged that bean To obtain your shoe So the one who knows what happened To that bean is you! You mean that old bean That your wife, oh, dear But I never knew, And so I threw Well, don't look here! So it's your fault! But See, it's her fault! But And it isn't mine at all! But what? Well, if you hadn't gone Back up again We were needy You were greedy! Did you need that hen? But I got it for my mother! So it's her fault then! Yes, and what about the harp In the third place? The harp, yes! She went and dared me to! I dared you to? You dared me to! She said that I was scared So she dared me! No, I didn't! So it's your fault! Wait a minute! If you hadn't dared him to And you had left the harp alone We wouldn't be in trouble in the first place! (well, if you hadn't thrown away the bean) In the first place! Well, if she hadn't raised them in the first place! (it was your fault!) (Right! It's you raised them in the first place!) yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place! You raised the beans in the first place! It's your fault! You're responsible! You're the one to blame! It's your fault!