I walked into your store Just to have a look around Asked if you could help me With the bargain I had found Tried to explain to you, darlin' That I was just a working man You came up with some term That I could not understand Oh, little lady You sure drive a hard bargain The price you're asking, mama Is too much for me to pay Now you're trying to tell me I can't have it lay away I know that your merchandise is good Because your sample proved it so And if it was to kill me, little girl Oh, what a good way to go