I'm not some come on strong romeo cowboy No I'm not that type Without a little help I probably have two left feet But you're not gonna let that happen tonight Turn up that jukebox, set me at the bar I promise her the moon You throw in the stars [Chorus] Whiskey do my talkin' Say all the things I can't Here's to you my hundred proof friend Go on and so your thing She's just a line away from falling Going wild and honky tonking Whiskey do my talkin' If I met her on the street In the broad day light I couldn't bring myself to speak, or get a word out right But you put me in a bar room you put a drink in my hand I'm a cool, calm, and collected Silver tongue ladies' man [Chorus] Oh I Tell her all the things I can Here's to you my hundred proof friend Oh go on and do your thing Yeah, she's just a line away from falling Going wild and honkey tonking Hey [Chorus] Oh I