What the hell is wrong with me? I'm not who I want to be I tired spot cream an' I tried it all I'm crawling up the wall What's my name, name, name I tried to join a ping-pong club Sign on the door said "all full up" I got nicked, fighting in the road The judge didn't even know What's my name, name, name Dad go pissed so I got clocked Couldn't hear the Tannoy so he lost the lot Offers mum a bribe through the letter box Drives you fucking mad Now, I'm round the back of your house at night Peeping in the window, are you sleeping tight? I laugh at your locks with my celluloid strip An' you won't know who came What's my name, name, name What's my name, name, name