Dearest darlingest momsie and popsical My dear father There's been some confusion Over rooming here at Shiz But of course, I'll care for Nessa But of course, I'll rise above it For I know that's how you'd want me to respond Yes, there's been some confusion For you see, my room-mate is Unusually and exceedingly peculiar And altogether quite impossible to describe Blonde What is this feeling So sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you My pulse is rushing My head is reeling My face is flushing What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame Does it have a name? Yes! Loathing Unadulterated loathing For your face Your voice Your clothing Let's just say, I loathe it all! Every little trait, however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure! So strong! Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing Loathing you My whole life long! Dear Glinda, you are just too good! How do you stand it? I don't think I could! She's a terror! She's a tartar! We don't mean to show a bias But Glinda you're a martyr! Well, these things are sent to try us! Poor Glinda, forced to reside With someone so disgusticified We just want to tell you We're all on your side! We share your What is this feeling So sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you My pulse is rushing My head is reeling Oh, what is this feeling? Does it have a name? Yes There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure, so strong! So strong! Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last all And I will be loathing For, forever loathing Truly, deeply loathing you loathing you My whole life long! Unadulterated loathing Boo!