I always heard that his herb was top shelf People, I just could not wait to find out for myself Now can't knock it till you've tried it and I've tried it my friend I may get drunk in Cincinnati in summer time two thousand and twelve But I'll never smoke Weed with Willie again! We learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town He roll up a fat boy and he passed it around Last words I spoke before they tucked me in I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Never smoke weed with Willie again My party's all over before it begins He pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Climbed on this old bus, the Honeysuckel Rose The party, Las Vegas it was after the show Alone in the front lounge, it was just me and him I took one little bitty toke, the grim creeper kicked in I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My party's all over before it begins He pour me some more Whiskey River my friend But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Now we're passing the guitar, we're telling good joke I can tell one was coming I'd start smelling that old South Texas, Willie Nelson red-haired, sensibly-made country smoke People I do not partake I just let it pass by With a grin on my face and a great contact high Never smoke weed with Willie again My party's all over before it begins He can pour me some more Jack Daniel's my friend Never smoke weed with Willie again Oh down in the fetal position with a bunch drool on my chin Man I broke down and got stone weed with Willie again