Tell automatic slim Tell razor totin' jim Tell butcher knife totin' annie Tell fast talkin' fanny Tonite we're gonna pitch a ball Down to that union hall Gonna romp and tromp 'till midnite We're gonna fuss and fight 'till daylight We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long Tell poodle I'll tell him here Tell albert I'll see him near Tell old pistol pete Everybody gonna meet Tonite we need no rest We're really gonna throw a mess We're gonna break out all the windows Gonna kick down all the doors We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long Tell fats and washboard sam That everybody's gonna jam Just shake it boxcar joe We got sawdust on the floor Tell chicken head till I die We're gonna have a time When the fish head fills the air Be snuff juice everywhere We're gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long