One step, two steps, counting tiles on the floor Three steps, four steps, guess this means that I'm a whore Uh oh, hell no, how long 'til I reach the door? Fuck me, my feet are sore I'm wearing last night's dress and I look like a hot ass mess Although my hair looks good 'cause I haven't slept yet Make the elevator come a little faster I'm pushing all the buttons but nothing's happening Please god don't let anybody see me Please god, I'll do anything you ask of me I promise no more walks of shame, So walk this way! We're walking, we're walking Walk this way! We're walking, we're walking Last night's bubblegum, no more bubbles, no more yum Where'd I get the wristband? tell me there's no tramp stamp One two three shoot, no I know this shit ain't cute But dammit man, it sure is fun Party 'til the sun wakes up Okay now raise your hands if you've ever been guilty And clap clap clap like an if you walk with me Make the elevator come a little faster I'm pushing all the buttons but nothing's happening Please god don't let anybody see me Please god, I'll do anything you ask of me I promise no more walks of shame, So walk this way! We're walking, we're walking Walk this way! We're walking, we're walking I shouldn't have let them take my keys, take my keys And left me here with too much beer My friends, they hung me out to dry It's not my fault and that's why. I'm doing the walk of shame Make the elevator come a little faster I'm pushing all the buttons but nothing's happening Please god don't let anybody see me Please god, I'll do anything you ask of me I promise no more walks of shame, So walk this way! We're walking, we're walking Walk this way! We're walking, we're walking So walk this way! We're walking, we're walking Walk this way! We're walking, we're walking