It's too darn hot It's too darn hot I'd like to sup with my baby tonight And play the pup with my baby tonight I'd like to sup with my baby tonight And play the pup with my baby tonight But I ain't up to my baby tonight Cause it's too darn hot It's too darn hot It's too darn hot I'd like to stop for my baby tonight And blow my top with my baby tonight I'd like to stop with my baby tonight And blow my top with my baby tonight But I'd be a flop with my baby tonight Cause it's too darn hot, It's too darn hot It's too darn hot I'd like to fool with my baby tonight Break every rule with my baby tonight I'd like to fool with my baby tonight Break every rule with my baby tonight But pillow you'll be my baby tonight Cause it's too darn hot It's too darn hot According to the Kinsey report Ev'ry average man you know Much prefers to play his favorite sport When the temperature is low But when the thermometer goes way up And the weather is sizzling hot Mister Adam for his madam is not Cause it's too too It's too darn hot, it's too darn hot It's too too too too darn hot I'd like to call on my baby tonight And give my all to my baby tonight I'd like to call on my baby tonight And give my all to my baby tonight But I can't play ball with my baby tonight Cause it's too darn hot It's too darn hot I'd like to meet with my baby tonight Get off my feet with my baby tonight I'd like to meet with my baby tonight Get off my feet with my baby tonight But no repeat with my baby tonight Cause it's too darn hot It's too darn hot I'd like to coo with my baby tonight And pitch some woo with my baby tonight I'd like to coo with my baby tonight And pitch some woo with my baby tonight But sister you fight my baby tonight Cause it's too darn hot It's too darn hot According to the Kinsey report Ev'ry average man you know Much prefers to play his favorite sport When the temperature is low But when the thermometer goes way up And the weather is sizzling hot Mister GOB for his squab, A marine for his queen A G.I. for his cutie-pie is not Cause it's too too too darn hot It's too darn hot It's too darn hot