There was beer all over the dance floor And the band was playin' rhythm and blues You got down and did the gator And half an hour later you were barfin' all over your girlfriend's shoes But the Greeks don't want no freaks The Greeks don't want no freaks Just put a little smile on them rosy cheeks 'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks Gator! She was the pride and the passion of Dixie She did exactly what her daddy had planned She was a perfect little sister until somebody missed her And they found her in the bushes with the boys in the band But the Greeks don't want no freaks No, the Greeks don't want no freaks So put a great big smile on them rosy cheeks 'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks No, the Greeks don't want no freaks Said, the Greeks don't want no freaks Just put that monster smile on them rosy cheeks 'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks No, the Greeks don't want no freaks