Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've Heard this one before Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Nothing's changed I still love you, oh, I still love you ...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love I was delayed, I was way-laid An emergency stop I saw the last ten seconds of life I crashed down on the crossbar And the pain was enough to make A shy, bald, Buddhist reflect And plan a mass murder Who said lied I'd to her? Oh, who said I'd lied because I never? I never ! Who said I'd lied because I never? I was detained, I was restrained And broke my knee And broke my spleen (and then he really laid into me) Friday night in Out-patients Who said I'd lied to her? Oh, who said I'd lied? Because I never, I never Who said I'd lied? Because I never Oh, so I drank one It became four And when I fell on the floor ... I drank more Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've Heard this one before Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Nothing's changed I still love you, oh, I still love you Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love Set free me why don't you get out my life why don't you Cause you don't really love me, no You just keep my hanging on Set me free why don't you girl get out my life why don't you babe Cause you don't really love me, no, no You just keep my hanging on