Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Nothing's changed, I still love you Oh, I still love you, only slightly Only slightly less than I used to, my love I was delayed, I was waylaid, an emergency stop I smelt the last ten seconds of life, I crashed down On the crossbar and the pain was enough to make a shy Bald buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder Who said, I'd lied to her Oh, who said, I'd lied because I never, I never Who said I'd lied because I never I was detained, I was restrained And broke my spleen, and broke my knee And then he really lays into me Friday night in out patients, who said I'd lied to her Oh, who said, I'd lied because I never, I never Who said, I'd lied because I never And so I drank one, it became four And when I fell on the floor I drank more Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Nothing's changed, I still love you Oh, I still love you only slightly Only slightly less than I used to, my love