I can say it more than once 'Cause I'm thinking twice as fast, yodel-ayde-a Everything I like is nice That's why I try to have it twice, yodel-ayde-a Well, once I saw a bore Who was a social whore, yodel-ayde-a And they said I had a limp And then they tried to pass around a pimp, yodel-ayde-a Was on my last leg I couldn't even borrow my friend's extra peg at all, yodel-ayde-a Once I turned red And it looked funny in the head, yodel-ayde-a