Mom and dad went to a show They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's I kicked and screamed, said please don't go Grandma take me home Had to eat my dinner there Mashed potatos and stuff like that I couldn't chew my meat too good She said, well, don't you start your crying Go outside and ride your bike That's what I did, I killed my toe After dinner, I had ice cream I fell asleep and watched TV I woke up in my mother's arms Grandma take me home I wanna be alone