And irony is okay, I suppose Culture is to blame You try and mask your pain in the most postmodern way You lack substance when you say Something like, "Oh, what a shame" It's just a self-referential way That stops you havin' to be human I'm assumin' you'll balloon When you remove the dirty spoon And start consumin' like a human That's what I am assumin' I'm sure that you're not just another girl I'm sure that you're gonna say that that I was sexist I feel like you're runnin' out Of all the things I liked you for Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers? 'Cause it always ends with us hating each other Instead of calling me out you should be pulling me in I've just got one more thing to say And why would you believe you could control how you're perceived When at you're best you're intermediately versed in your own feelings? Keep on putting off conceiving It's only you that you're deceiving Oh, don't have a child, don't cramp your style, I'll leave it Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers? 'Cause it always ends with us hating each other Instead of calling me out you should be pulling me in I've just got one more thing to say I'm just pissed off because you pied me off After your show when you let go of my hand In front of some sket who wanted to bitch