I'm at a payphone trying to call home All of my change I spent on you Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong Where are the plans we made for two If Happy Ever Afters did exist I would still be holding you like this All those fairy tales are full

Wish we could stay all night Tell all your friends and bring your mom and them I wish we could stay all night Well, we're gonna have to pay for the hotel, oh well Least the drinks are free Oh, I don't know if it's right But tonight I'm tyin' one on you

You say "hola", I'll say "hi" When I pass you at the border slap me a high five Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer Here's the keys to my Chevrolet You can have the house and the bills I pay I'm headed your way, Jose You better pack a

She screams with those eyes I have lived in a junkyard Where the weeds eat up the rain If you get anything there even out of place You know there's hell to pay And he said "you're as sick as you are lovely And in need of a hand" He tells me "you are

I understand about indecision But I don't care if I get behind People livin' in competition All I want is to have my peace of mind Now if you're feelin' kinda low 'bout the dues you've been paying Future's coming much too slow And you want to run but

Working for the devil You'll have to pay his tax That means going to see him Down among the racks You do his work so fine He'll remember you Worried for my friend As he shows me round the flat Where I don't want to find him

Can't tell me nothin' Talk is cheap And free advice is worth the price you pay I have to find out for myself the hard way 1986 Harley Blowin' smoke and suckin' oil My daddy said, "Buy it and you're crazy, boy" Can't tell me nothin It took two months to

She took a xanny (yeah), then she fainted (yeah) I'm from the gutter (hey), ain't no changing (nah) From the gutter (gutter), rap saved me (rap) She drive me crazy (drive me brazy), have my baby (have my baby) Need my cash (need my racks), fuck you pay

Payin' attention But I'm not You have not been paying attention All hail to the thief But it's not (We're on. That's a nice way to start Johnny) Are you such a dreamer

Cause' I don't know, But that's the price, You have to pay. One of these good ole days, One of these good ole days! Open your eyes, So you can see, Little girl, That you hurt me,