Misery's best friend can't be a dead-end A bag full of regrets, and I'm coming clean Some feel it, especially the rejects A bad habit; don't forget it: you better Count your last blessings and fill up the wagon Chases its feet And now I'm running out of

Yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm bored Break up with your girlfriend Yeah, yeah, like it's yours I know it ain't right Break up with your girlfriend (With your girlfriend) With your girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend With your girlfriend But I know I

Nowadays I'm too cool for a girlfriend Nowadays I don't know when the world spins Live your life like we die when the world ends So it's alright every time we fuckin' break a sin Nowadays shit's not the same Life switch lanes, now these hoes act strange

I've been on my shit, 'cause I'm hot now I ain't used to get it but I got it now You can't tell me shit, tell me nothin' Anything I want, I pull up in Two joints, that's double homicide Cop one for you and your friends Rolling papers two

Hello, hello, hello, how low Here we are now, entertain us Hello, hello, hello With the lights out, it's less dangerous I feel stupid and contagious A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido Load up on guns, bring your friends It's fun to lose and to

She saw my comb over, her hourglass body She has problems with drinking milk And being school tardy She'll loan you her toothbrush She'll bar tend your party Salty leave, salty leave Tell me the one about the friend you knew And the last good night that

The monarchy of roses Several of my best friends wear, The colors of the crown And Mary wants to fill it up, And Sherry wants to tear it all back down, girl The savior of your light The monarchy of roses tonight We all want the rose you know

You've got a friend You just call out my name And you know wherever I am I'll come running to see you again Winter, spring, summer or fall All you've got to do is call And I'll be there, yes I will When you're down and troubled And you need some love and

'Cause we all wanna party when the funeral ends And we all get together when we bury our friends And you're walking away Do what it takes to survive cause I'm still here And I will die in this place Well you can hide a lot about yourself But honey, what

Bigger houses, faster cars yes Friday nights and whiskey friends Tell her second chance's a second wind Just one more candle then you tell yourself Twenty something Twenty something, buying coffee you can't afford Making love is keeping score You're