And cruise it up and down the road I'm gonna buy me a mercury Crazy 'bout a mercury Well if I had money Lord I'm crazy 'bout a mercury Tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a mercury or two Lord I'm crazy bout a mercury Well the girl I love

Don't mess with the missionary man Don't mess with a missionary man A missionary man Well I was born an original sinner I was born from original sin And if I had a dollar bill For all the things I've done There'd be a mountain of money Piled up to my chin