Now add tequila! When life gives you limes You make margaritas! You take it all with a grain of salt And realize sometimes it ain't your fault You got something you don't wanna remember That's when you need to just throw it in a blender And have a good

Why are we so serious? Why so serious? (Serious) Oh, why so serious? (Serious) So someone tell me When did we get like this? I still remember we weren't grown up like this Why so serious? Can someone tell me

I beat up the kitty, he Diddy He Diddy, he Diddy, he Diddy But his name not Diddy Huh, ding, ding, ding Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy

To how dem love me bad A Guinness and peanut Me put inna me blender Me a di champion Fi all contender And if she wanna be a Fan club member I'm gonna give her Something to remember

How come you don't call me I keep your picture upside my bed (umm) And I still remember everything you said (umm) I always thought our love was so right I guess I was wrong (oh) Always thought you'll be by my side Pappa, now you're gone What I wanna know

Come back home What a beautiful time we had together, Now it's getting late and we must leave each other, yeah Just remember the time we had, And how right I tried to be, It's all in a day's work, Losing your love, acting foolishly, hey Go on and take

My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom Ashes to ashes, funk to funky We know Major Tom's a junkie Strung out in heaven's high Hitting an all-time low Do you remember a guy that's been In such an early song? I've heard a

Don't remember where I was I realized life was a game The more seriously I took things The harder the rules became I had no idea what it'd cost My life passed before my eyes I found out how little I accomplished All my plans tonight So as you read this

Under the stars on Brighton Beach Seems like only yesterday I remember when you were only seventeen You were the finest girl that my eyes had ever seen I guess you found it hard to simply just ignore This scruffy beat up working class teenage troubadour

I used to sing for you I remember there was a time When I used to sing for you Do do do, do do do One, two, one, two, three, four Sweet and high at the break of dawn Simple tune that you can hum along too Knew all the words to the popular songs