I have my faults, he likes my faults I'm not very bright, he's not very bright He thinks I'm grand, that's grand for me When he holds me close, close as we can be I tell the lad that I'm grateful and I'm glad that I'm nobody else but me I was a shy,

What's my age again, what's my age again? Nobody likes you when you're twenty three My friends say I should act my age And that's about the time she walked away from me I took her out, it was a Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We

We're coming home again Well, nobody cares Everyone left you They're all out without you havin' fun Does anyone care if nobody cares? Get me out of here right now After ten cups of coffee Nobody likes you