You've got a pussy I have a dick So, what's the problem Let's do it quick So take me now before it's too late Life's too short so I can't wait Take me now, oh, don't you see I can't get laid in Germany Zu groß, zu klein

Go big or go home Go big or go I'm thinking life's too short, it's passing by So if I'm gonna go at all I'll sleep when I'm dead, you can bury me Don't feel like going home But all my cash is gone Yeah, I got nothing to do tonight

Blow me one last kiss Just when it can't get worse I've had a shit day You've had a shit day We've had a shit day I think that life's too short for this Want back my ignorance and bliss I think I've had enough of this I think I've finally had enough

I'm in here busy looking for the next top model A next top model We're drinking from the bottle We about to hit the big 3.O Party like it's carnival in Rio Life's too short, I need a V.O Yo, we live, we die, we give, we try, we kiss, we fight Who's

A whole lot more waiting up ahead than what she left behind Life's too short to be hanging around She's getting out while the getting's good Driving on that two lane road hoping she might find She's eighteen and it's time she got out of the wood Living

We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down Say fuck it before we kick the bucket Life's too short to not go for broke Take your shoes off, let your hair down and (go berzerk) all night long Grow your beard out, just weird out and (go berzerk) all

Hey, ey, ey Who would you love, where would you go? What would you celebrate? I'm telling you that life's too short to just throw it away So have the time of your life, so have the time of your life Blood in my eye, hand on my heart Feet on the ground,

I don't like this livin', I love it Sweet magnolia blue sky up above it I don't call Corolina just a place I visit I call Carolina home I don't like drinking beer, I love it On the back porch swinging with my honey So you better get to lovin' this living