Can't you see that it's just rainin' We could pretend it all the time There ain't no need to go outside You hardly even notice When I try to show you this Song is meant to keep you Wakin' up too early Maybe we could sleep in

Andrew Auernheimer Pulling on her weave It's that Andrew Auernheimer You have to help me Please help me Man made the web, you don't need a name Man made of faults, I ain't too ashamed Every thought I had, put it in a box Everybody see it just before the

Love starts with a toothbrush Everything that's anything Starts out as a little thing Just needs a little time and room to grow Step by step, day by day It all adds up along the way And the next thing that you know A Bic razor and a Dixie cup A little

Come get it bae You wanna ride it, my motorcycle You've got a license, have you got the right to Gonna pop a wheelie, don't try too high too Take it easy on the clutch, 'cause girl I like you I can do anything you need None of them boys know the first

I hear ev'ry mother say What a drag it is getting old Doctor please, some more of these Outside the door, she took four more "Kids are different today" Mother needs something today to calm her down And though she's not really ill There's a little yellow

One too many is never enough Everybody wants Everybody needs A little bit more 'Cause everybody wants When the one that kills you is the one that you love Can't go on! Gotta get my hands on it My hands on it

Paperback writer. Paperback writer Paperback writer, paperback writer Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? It took me years to write, will you take a look? Based on a novel by a man named Lear And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer,

It's just a fantasy It's not the real thing But sometimes a fantasy Is all you need I didn't want to do it but I got too lonely I had to call you up in the middle of the night I know it's awful hard to try to make love long distance But I really needed

I am buried up to my neck in Contradictionary lies I take pride as the kind of illiterature I'm very ape and very nice If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive. I've seen it all I

Aye, I need some love Girls can't never say they want it Girls can't never say how Girls can't never say they need it Girls, girls need love too Honestly, I'm tryna stay focused You must think I've got to be joking when I say I don't think I can wait