Threesome trying to have a threesome Mona Lisa, Lisa Moanin' Got some drinks and some motherfucking refer blowing I tell her fuck with me and you could be something Yo girl so bad I want the threesome Look at my watch 'bout three somethin' Fuck with me

Oh oh, oh, at least I'm not as sad as I used to be. Have you ever wondered about our old nu-metal friends and what became of them? Turns out I saw them a couple of days ago, They were laughing and drinking and smoking and singing. C'mon, can you count

And have a big time tonight A bunch of down home boys and some blue jean girls Kicking up the dirt and shooting out the lights Life can be an ol' briar patch Gotta dance your way through it sometimes So we're gonna drink a little beer, play a little

You only need a roof when it's raining You only need a fire when it's cold You only need a drink when the whiskey Is the only thing that you have left to hold Sun comes up and goes back down And falling feels like flying till you hit the ground Say the

Raise your horns raise them up to the sky We will drink to glory tonight Raise your horns for brave fallen friends So pour the beer for thirsty men A drink that they have earned And pour a beer for those who fell For those who did not return Victory we

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea I'm anemic royalty Distill the life that's inside of me I'm on my time with everyone I have very bad posture Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld So I can sigh eternally I'm so tired I can't sleep I'm a liar and a thief

Yeah we gonna be on fire tonight Yeah we gonna have a damn good time Yeah we gonna roll, on and on Yeah we gonna drink until it's gone Yeah we gonna sing all night long Gonna burn it down in shining light, Yeah we gonna get a little high off life Yeah we

Rum rum rum yarr Rum rum ahoy Rum rum gimme more rum The time has come The time for a drink On our mission to get totally drunk We have got nothing to lose Rum is the power Rum is the key

And Lord, it?s more than just thirsty that I'm feeling inside ?Cause these tears I've been crying have left me bone dry I wish the bartender had a cure I could buy But the truth is I'm only drinkin' me lonely tonight So I'll just order up another and

We're always chasing that paradise, paradise So, have another drink Have another drink, call me If this is what it takes If it's what it takes, baby Dream another dream 'Cause you're killing it, honey This is what we do to get by Oh and you lost all on