All these small things they gather round me Gather round me Has the world gone mad Or is it me? Is it all so very bad? I can’t see Gather around me All in my mind I walked down Mayflower Road again

Anything goes The world has gone mad today And good’s bad today And day’s night today And black’s white today And most guys today that women prize today Are just silly gigolos In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking

We were born for greatness No we’re not nameless, we’re not faceless It doesn’t matter if the world has gone mad If we just hold on, if we just hold on yeah Sing it louder just to let the world know We’re not nameless, we’re not faceless No we’re not

Anything goes The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos So though I'm not a great romancer