Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! And death is coming for you! Trapped on an island lost at sea! Shipwrecked! Shipwrecked your destiny! Shipwrecked you will cease to be! Get drunk or die! It's 3 years to the very day

I'm getting drunk on a plane Buyin' drinks for everybody But the pilot, it's a party Got this 737 rocking like a G6 Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention It's

Oh the night that Paddy Murphy died, is a night I'll never forget As long as a bottle was passed around every man was feelin' gay O'Leary came with the bagpipes, some music for to play Some of the boys got loaded drunk, and they ain't got sober yet;

A guy gets drunk with his friends and he might hook up Fast forward through the pain, pushing back when the tears come on It's different for girls It's different for girls when their hearts get broke They can't tape it back together with a whiskey and

Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! And death is coming for you! Trapped on an island lost at sea! Shipwrecked! Shipwrecked your destiny! Shipwrecked you will cease to be! Get drunk or die! It's 3 years to the very day