Without a clue Bored to death I'm just bored to tears Same old shit just different day & year Killed myself but that got boring too So beyond the point where it's not true Shot my drugs Drank my booze

N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be If you gave me a chance I would take it It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it Know with all of your heart, you can't shame me With every step we take, Kyoto to

Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve, but I don't care And pour me somethin' tall and strong It's five o'clock somewhere The sun is hot and that ol' clock is movin' slow and so am I Workday passes like molasses in wintertime

N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be If you gave me a chance I would take it It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it Know with all of your heart, you can't shame me With every step we take, Kyoto to

N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be If you gave me a chance I would take it It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it Know with all of your heart, you can't shame me With every step we take, Kyoto to

And I, I can barely breathe And I don't know what to do Doin' everything, tryin' to keep my cool But it's hot, hot, hot in here Yeah, I can't take her anywhere It's so hot, hot, hot in here Oh, so hot, hot, hot in here She jumped in my truck in her bare

There's a reason for the twenty first century Not too sure but I know that it's meant to be Oh, oh oh, oh oh And that it's meant to be Like a Cain and Abel It's time to run this table All the creatures On the beaches Making waves in a motion picture

N-n-n-no, no, no, no place I'd rather be When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be If you gave me a chance I would take it It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it Know with all of your heart, you can't shame me With every step we take, Kyoto to

If I send for my baby, man, and she don't come All the doctors in Hot Springs sure can't help her none She got a .38 special but I believe it's most too light Her .38 special, boys, it do very well Hey, hey, baby, where you stayed last night? Ah-oh boy,

Ready or not One little kiss Here she comes, here we go When she pulls the trigger, I'm a loaded buckshot A kick to the bull at the rodeo But here she comes, here we go It's a match to the fuse The last bell in school It's a match to the fuse, the last