Keep the weed next to the bed And light the wall, check for lead Dim the lights a little lower Hide your back or shrug your shoulders Give the gift, then fix your hair You have to get this turtleneck Oh no, this is so embarrassing Oh, the pissing fits

And then the lights.... Lets all gather at time square And lets all say a prayer To Walter Disney and Mike Tyson At Madison Square Garden And then the lights came on In the middle of the night What I should do with my life How I should spend my time

I met you at a bus stop, told me your name Not now, not back then And all we'll ever be is 2 kids (2 kids) Making our way through this great, big city 2 kids (2 kids) Watching the lights 'cause they look so pretty I never would've guessed we'd end up

Turn the lights on, turn the lights on, baby Turn the lights on, lift your hands up Lift your hands up Or get down Get up or get down Sucker punched, down for the count They stole your thunder then your crown Paralyzed, just hangin' around, you better

These will be the years The lights will all appear But now they're mine The sun hits like a bullet of faith And then suddenly I'm wide awake Fake bliss, our apologies made Was an enemy with no escape My hands were tied

Just one of those things It was just one of those things Just one of those crazy flings One of those bells that now and then rings It was just one of those nights Just one of those fabulous flights A trip to the moon on gossamer wings If we'd thought a

You get top floor and when you back you go slower Turn out the lights cause they're coming bright And then you go Hope that smoke ain't getting to you're face Walking like you're sucking velvet snow Going 'cause you're sweating on our floor Then you go

Why does it really matter 'Cause when the lights go out, it only gets better Then the rest doesn't really matter You know it doesn't really matter That I always seem to forget Where I put my keys, my hat and my coat We're searching for your sun glasses

The two of us in the backseat Lights off on a backstreet I showed her and then she showed me Right there, right there in the backseat Yeah in the backseat We was just kids, but she looked like a woman Everything she was, was everything I wanted We were

Kidnap the Sandy Claws Lalalalalala Lock him up real tight Throw away the key and then Turn off all the lights First we're going to set some bait Inside a nasty trap and wait When he comes a-sniffing