Leave me alone, I'm a twenty something After years of expensive education A car full of books, and anticipation I'm an expert on Shakespeare, and that's a hell of a lot But the world don't need scholars as much as I thought Maybe I'll go traveling for a

And I know that there's something that's just out of sight I'm ready for more The feelin' now that I'm beside you We'll open the door Do anything that we decide to And I feel like I'm finally seeing the light Holdin' on girl I know it's right I know it's

Now add tequila! When life gives you limes You make margaritas! You take it all with a grain of salt And realize sometimes it ain't your fault You got something you don't wanna remember That's when you need to just throw it in a blender And have a good

Tis the season to be givin' And I've got somethin' just for you Let's take a trip to my cabin We can celebrate A funky Christmas made for 2 (oh) That's all I want All I want for Christmas Is to be loved by someone like you

Yo you wanna see something cool? What you got? Come look inside the rat hole, we got candy You like boobies don't you? Yeah how much? Thirteen bucks What the fuck that's a lot of fucking money

It's where you ought to be That's where it's ought to be Right here next to me Feel the chills in the summer time, hopped and go Something happens to the weather, when you go I'm tired of shake take em to heaven Love me, hate me, any better Doing what it

You got to believe As long as I got something to believe in You got to believe in I don't believe I'm a dreamer Don't tell me not to dream I got freedom And that's everything to me

There's a quiet storm Too good for me If I tell you Will you keep on loving me And it never felt like this before Giving me something that's taboo (Sometimes I think you're just too good for me) You give me the sweetest taboo That's why I'm in love with

If I ain't got nothing, I got you If I ain't got something I don't give a damn, 'cause I got it with you I don't know much about algebra, but I know one plus one equals two And it's me and you That's all we'll have when the world is through 'Cause baby

I wanna l-l-l-l-l-l-l-love unconditional Take me as I am If you love me like you say you love me I wanna l-l-l-l-l-l-l-love I'm far from perfect, nothing even close But that's what makes me beautiful, that's something you should know And I'm not looking