Tonight we'll have a party We'll eat some food that's rare And at the head of the table We'll place brother Henry's chair Invite all the local big dogs We'll laugh and talk and eat But we'll save the bones for Henry Jones 'cause Henry don't eat no meat Today I'll go to market And buy up a lotta fish Well, that will thrill brother Henry 'Cause fish is his special dish Get a large can of molasses Have something sweet to eat But we'll save the bones for Henry Jones 'cause Henry don't eat no meat Henry don't like gravy He don't dunk or dip He don't need no napkins 'cause the things he eats don't drip, blip! One day we had a banquet It really was a bake They started off with short ribs any they finished off with steak But when the feast was over Brother Henry just kept his seat And we served the bones to Henry Jones 'cause Henry don't eat no meat (Jackson) Our dinner was most proper Right down to demitasse From soup to lox and bagels And pheasant under glass We thought the chops were mellow And I said his chops were beat And we served the bones to Henry Jones 'Cause Henry don't eat no meat He's an egg man (Henry don't eat no meat) He loves his fish (Henry don't eat no meat) A vegetarian