My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me She's gotta a baby sister and they're headed into town They're lookin' for a good time They're fun to be around I said what do she look like? He scratched his head and stated She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine And really double date 'em Then take 'em back to the motel six and try to separate 'em They showed up in a pick up truck They were right on time His was kinda hefty But not half as big as mine I'm runnin' block Turn the lights down low Runnin' block Don't want know one to know That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about two-fifteen Sometimes you got to bow up And just take one for the team She cleaned her plate at dinner Then she ate what's left of mine Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake as I drank all the wine She strolled out to the patio for an after dinner cig I said "bro you done 'er this time and gonna owe me big You know why? 'Cause my brother's havin' a party Thought you outta know He's got co-eds swimmin' naked Reason I can't go 'Cause I'm runnin' block Turn the lights down low Runnin' block Sure don't want know one to know That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about two- fifteen Sometimes you got to bow up Just take one for the team Now bow up boys When we got back to the motel I kicked up my feet, And she put me in a head lock and says snuggle up with me My buddy finished early, when he walked through the door I was laying there half naked she had me pinned down to the floor Son I can’t believe you caught me, this big old jelly roll You laugh at me tomorrow You can’t ever tell a soul I'm runnin' block Turn the lights down low Runnin' block Don't want know one to know That I tried to drink her skinny but she's still about two-fifteen Sometimes you got to bow up Just take one for the team